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Happy Valentine's Day from Passable Beer Reviews

"I'm not sure what else to say about Foster's Premium Ale after "it tastes too bad to finish and maybe causes cancer.""

"By the time I got down to the last ounce I was questioning literally every decision I had ever made. What misstep along my path had landed me in this hell?"

Bud Light Platinum

"If good intentions pave the road to hell, then I've always thought the asphalt would be made from unintended consequences. Case in point: Bud Light Platinum..."

Hamm's Lager

"I'm not mad about the inclusion of straight-up corn syrup in a beer this cheap. Hell, I expected worse."

Corona Familiar

"The best beers are made for you to consume and then recommend to your friends. The best beers are not made to be put into 32-ounce bottles, like Corona Familiar...

Foster's Lager

"The dingo should have left Meryl Steep's baby alone and instead eaten the people responsible for bringing "Australian for Beer" to the world."

Narragansett

"This American-style lager is a fine complement to a summer day spent eating seafood in a New England coastal town."

Pabst APA

"My in-laws tell a story about an acquaintance who, upon taking his first sip of wine, complimented it by saying, "'I've had better, but none cheaper.'"