All of Our Passable Reviews

"Innertube is as unpretentious and relaxing as a day spent on a giant piece of rubber in the middle of a beautiful creation."

Storm Brew

"Storm Brew is the perfect pairing for the Tripp Tracy drinking game."

Summerfest

"Summerfest is a miracle brewed by wizards."

Swipe Light

"Now, with my daily cloud-yelling exercises out of the way, I need to go eat a high-fiber breakfast and rub some ointment on my sore shoulder…"

Mythos

"If anyone of any ethnicity showed up at my door with a giant wooden horse, I'd have some questions, but there's a huge gulf between a gyro and a soldier-filled stallion on wheels."

Miller High Life

"High Life has a lot going for it beyond being decidedly not bad."

Modelo Especial

"I am happy to report that we have matured beyond the need to redact reports of our activities."

Budweiser Copper

"As for the beer itself Bud Copper, unlike whiskey, does not age well."

Moosehead

"This is a story about how a sweatshirt, long ago discarded, led to a beer review."

Foster's Premium Ale

"I'm not sure what else to say about Foster's Premium Ale after "it tastes too bad to finish and maybe causes cancer.""

Natty Daddy

"By the time I got down to the last ounce I was questioning literally every decision I had ever made. What misstep along my path had landed me in this hell?"

Bud Light Platinum

"If good intentions pave the road to hell, then I've always thought the asphalt would be made from unintended consequences. Case in point: Bud Light Platinum..."

Hamm's Lager

"I'm not mad about the inclusion of straight-up corn syrup in a beer this cheap. Hell, I expected worse."

Corona Familiar

"The best beers are made for you to consume and then recommend to your friends. The best beers are not made to be put into 32-ounce bottles, like Corona Familiar...

Foster's Lager

"The dingo should have left Meryl Steep's baby alone and instead eaten the people responsible for bringing "Australian for Beer" to the world."

Narragansett

"This American-style lager is a fine complement to a summer day spent eating seafood in a New England coastal town."

Pabst APA

"My in-laws tell a story about an acquaintance who, upon taking his first sip of wine, complimented it by saying, "'I've had better, but none cheaper.'"